Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Episodes
Jul 6, 2021
Jul 6, 2021
49 min
Bella and Edward go to the prom, we are done with Midnight Sun, and Paige has some predictions for New Moon! Note: we have some minor audio issues in this episode that will be resolved for next time, thank you for your patience!
Jun 29, 2021
Jun 29, 2021
1hr 14 min
In which we are simultaneously sad for and 100% done with America's Vampire Edward Cullen. Catch our second to last episode covering Midnight Sun, I Am So Sick of Edward Cullen, now!
Jun 22, 2021
Jun 22, 2021
1hr 17 min
It's Emily's favorite part of Midnight Sun! There is of course still stupidity afoot.
Jun 15, 2021
Jun 15, 2021
1hr 5 min
Listen in as Paige reacts live to Midnight Sun's harrowing car chase! Content warning: discussion of self-harm from 48:28-48:47.
Jun 8, 2021
Jun 8, 2021
1hr 1 min
Are vampires alive? Will Edward ever grow up? These questions and more...
May 25, 2021
May 18, 2021
May 18, 2021
1hr 1 min
This week we learn the effect that the Cullens moving to Forks had on the Quileutes and Paige and Emily have Some Thoughts.
May 11, 2021
May 11, 2021
42 min
It's a short chapter this week but Emily and Paige still manage to pack a lot of discussion in. Content warning: the text covered in this episode contains discussion of murder and sexual assault; however, we do not discuss this section of the text in the episode.
May 4, 2021
May 4, 2021
1hr 10 min
We're back from our week away and we have a rollercoaster of a chapter to cover!
Apr 20, 2021
Apr 20, 2021
55 min
This week we get distracted from Bella and Edward's first consensual night together to discuss feminism and free will.