
Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Episodes

Apr 13, 2021
#29: Midnight Sun Chapter 17 (Just Yuck)
Apr 13, 2021
Apr 13, 2021
1hr 31 sec
Edward has never been more dramatic--but at last, we are through "the knot."

Apr 6, 2021
Apr 6, 2021
45 min
In this short chapter Edward suffers from a total lack of critical thinking and we welcome a guest onto the show!

Mar 30, 2021
#27: Midnight Sun Chapters 14-15 (Bazungas)
Mar 30, 2021
Mar 30, 2021
1hr 7 min
We get another illuminating flashback and Rosalie has come up with arguably the best insult of all time. Content warning: discussion of self-harm from 38:13-40:55.

Mar 23, 2021
#26: Midnight Sun Chapter 13 (Puppet Fox)
Mar 23, 2021
Mar 23, 2021
52 min
We are almost halfway through Midnight Sun and are learning so much about Bella through Edward's eyes.

Mar 16, 2021
#25: Midnight Sun Chapter 12 (Et tu, Angela?)
Mar 16, 2021
Mar 16, 2021
58 min
Edward is being a Good Samaritan and Bella has something Rosalie can never have.

Mar 9, 2021
Mar 9, 2021
53 min
We're back with our regular episodes and Edward and Bella are back in the cafeteria!

Feb 23, 2021
#23: Midnight Sun Chapter 10 (Cusk)
Feb 23, 2021
Feb 23, 2021
1hr 9 min
The cat's out of the bag now... P.S. Anyone who sends proof of a donation to Move to Higher Ground will receive access to our patrons-only content. Donate to the movement at mthg.org!

Feb 16, 2021
#22: Midnight Sun Chapter 9 (Ribert)
Feb 16, 2021
Feb 16, 2021
1hr 21 min
Mark this day on the calendar, folks: Edward Cullen is being kinda cute.

Feb 9, 2021
#21: Midnight Sun Chapters 7-8 (GameStonk)
Feb 9, 2021
Feb 9, 2021
1hr 20 min
You can expect Rosalie discourse, some theorizing on Maria, and more on this episode!

Feb 2, 2021
#20: Midnight Sun Chapter 6 (De-BUSSY)
Feb 2, 2021
Feb 2, 2021
1hr 14 min
In which Edward realizes he is actually an awkward teenage boy subject to the same embarrassing moments as the rest of us. Content warning: there is discussion of self-harm from 51:22-57:12.
