Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Episodes
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Bella and Edward go to the prom, we are done with Midnight Sun, and Paige has some predictions for New Moon! Note: we have some minor audio issues in this episode that will be resolved for next time, thank you for your patience!
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
In which we are simultaneously sad for and 100% done with America's Vampire Edward Cullen. Catch our second to last episode covering Midnight Sun, I Am So Sick of Edward Cullen, now!
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
It's Emily's favorite part of Midnight Sun! There is of course still stupidity afoot.
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Listen in as Paige reacts live to Midnight Sun's harrowing car chase! Content warning: discussion of self-harm from 48:28-48:47.
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Are vampires alive? Will Edward ever grow up? These questions and more...
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Tuesday May 18, 2021
Tuesday May 18, 2021
This week we learn the effect that the Cullens moving to Forks had on the Quileutes and Paige and Emily have Some Thoughts.
Tuesday May 11, 2021
Tuesday May 11, 2021
It's a short chapter this week but Emily and Paige still manage to pack a lot of discussion in. Content warning: the text covered in this episode contains discussion of murder and sexual assault; however, we do not discuss this section of the text in the episode.
Tuesday May 04, 2021
Tuesday May 04, 2021
We're back from our week away and we have a rollercoaster of a chapter to cover!
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
This week we get distracted from Bella and Edward's first consensual night together to discuss feminism and free will.