Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Episodes
Tuesday Oct 05, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
In this short chapter, Bella takes a creepy field trip and displays some sus behavior towards Jacob.
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
We're back with unsolicited life advice and Paige's long-awaited appearance of Jacob is finally upon us.
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
In which Paige and Emily digress from talking about Bella's post-breakup life to discuss how much female misogyny is happening right now.
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Bella and Edward are on the precipice of something bad and we wish they would just love themselves.
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
We are back from break and starting New Moon and things go from zero to a hundred real quick. Content warning: plot-related discussion of self-harm from 44:01-47:44.
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
We'll be back in two weeks to start our coverage of New Moon! For now, enjoy these outtakes that didn't make it into final episodes during Midnight Sun!