Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Edward has never been more dramatic--but at last, we are through "the knot."
Tuesday Apr 06, 2021
Tuesday Apr 06, 2021
In this short chapter Edward suffers from a total lack of critical thinking and we welcome a guest onto the show!
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
We get another illuminating flashback and Rosalie has come up with arguably the best insult of all time. Content warning: discussion of self-harm from 38:13-40:55.
Tuesday Mar 23, 2021
Tuesday Mar 23, 2021
We are almost halfway through Midnight Sun and are learning so much about Bella through Edward's eyes.
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Edward is being a Good Samaritan and Bella has something Rosalie can never have.
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
We're back with our regular episodes and Edward and Bella are back in the cafeteria!
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
The cat's out of the bag now... P.S. Anyone who sends proof of a donation to Move to Higher Ground will receive access to our patrons-only content. Donate to the movement at mthg.org!
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Mark this day on the calendar, folks: Edward Cullen is being kinda cute.
Tuesday Feb 09, 2021
Tuesday Feb 09, 2021
You can expect Rosalie discourse, some theorizing on Maria, and more on this episode!
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
In which Edward realizes he is actually an awkward teenage boy subject to the same embarrassing moments as the rest of us. Content warning: there is discussion of self-harm from 51:22-57:12.