Two lifelong friends, now in their 20's, tackle the Twilight Universe, one for the millionth time and one for the first time. Just like your middle school diary, except more swearing and less shame.
Episodes
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Stephenie has hit yet another level of racism and Bella is back on her bullshit. We're here to talk about it!
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
This week Paige and Emily break down Stephenie's made-up history of the Quileutes and share some real stories and research about the actual tribe.
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Something big happens this week that simultaneously feels like the most uneventful week ever, so Paige and Emily are here to regale you with some personal stories.
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Bella gets some advice from Rosalie. Content warning: the chapter covered in this episode contains direct mention of sexual violence.
Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021